Well, that’s smart of you. It’ll make it more difficult for the cops to catch you.
Not too worried about cops.
Oh. Lovely to meet you. I’ve met a few murdering rapists in my life, but you don’t look anything like them.
Yeah, I tend to stray from the stereotypical mold.
Daddy, otherwise known as Hades, blessed me with powers, and I thank him for that.
Oh. I can’t? What makes you so scummy?
Hello. I’m Maddox Griffin, your residential son of Nyx and your neighborly murdering rapist.
Yeah, but there are plenty of birds in the world. I don’t really feel sorry, to be honest.
I’m a scumbag, I know. But please, call me Angel.
Yeah, I don’t really care that you killed the birds. But I do want to know how you did it.
You can’t be a bigger scumbag than me.
Key word: accidentally.
All they did was be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
So you killed them.
I may or may not have accidentally killed a whole flock of birds.
What’d those birds ever do to you?
That’s no good. I can’t make either of those things happen. But then again, if it’s not your responsibility to get me a boat, then I should have no reason to worry about your issues.
I mean, condolences and all, but seriously. Not my problem.
Then why are you still standing here?
You don’t scare me… and obviously somethings wrong. A rock could see that.
No, actually. Nothing’s wrong. I’m just kid of abrasive. Now go away.
What’s your problem?
Nothing, but apparently your ears are broken.