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angelanthonyletale:

Well, that’s smart of you. It’ll make it more difficult for the cops to catch you.

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Not too worried about cops.


angelanthonyletale:

Mhm.

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Oh. Lovely to meet you. I’ve met a few murdering rapists in my life, but you don’t look anything like them.

Yeah, I tend to stray from the stereotypical mold. 


angelanthonyletale:

Daddy, otherwise known as Hades, blessed me with powers, and I thank him for that. 

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Oh. I can’t? What makes you so scummy?

Oh. Him. 

Hello. I’m Maddox Griffin, your residential son of Nyx and your neighborly murdering rapist. 


angelanthonyletale:

Yeah, but there are plenty of birds in the world. I don’t really feel sorry, to be honest.

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I’m a scumbag, I know. But please, call me Angel.

Yeah, I don’t really care that you killed the birds. But I do want to know how you did it. 

You can’t be a bigger scumbag than me. 


angelanthonyletale:

Key word: accidentally.

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All they did was be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

So you killed them. 



angelanthonyletale:

I may or may not have accidentally killed a whole flock of birds.

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What’d those birds ever do to you?


lucas-collingwood:

That’s no good. I can’t make either of those things happen. But then again, if it’s not your responsibility to get me a boat, then I should have no reason to worry about your issues. 

I mean, condolences and all, but seriously. Not my problem. 

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Then why are you still standing here?


iceprincesswinnie-17:

You don’t scare me… and obviously somethings wrong. A rock could see that.

No, actually. Nothing’s wrong. I’m just kid of abrasive. Now go away.


iceprincesswinnie-17:

What’s your problem?

Nothing, but apparently your ears are broken.